Sometimes it's hard to explain...

[helvirago]

Case in point: At the convention last week, my ex gave me two sets of comics featuring Thessaly (a character from one of the Sandman storylines). I just finished the second one, and... ohmygod! One of the rotting corpses at the end is wearing a cheerleader uniform from the school I'm attending now!

Hey buddy, lookit... um, never mind so much.