Suspend me in time with you...

So I just finished watching the 1980s Olivia Newton-John/Gene Kelly/Some other schmuck dancing and rollerskating extravaganza, Xanadu.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? And I don't use asscaps lightly. That was the weirdest, stupidest, fucked-up baaaad acid trip ever. What were they thinking? No, I'm serious, what were they thinking???

Okay. Deep breaths. Mommy, make it stop...