Here's what I want to know...

[helvirago]

Why couldn't I just fall recklessly in love with some person I hardly know, and use them as an excuse to move to their city? Even if it's a bad basis for making the decision, at least it'd be some basis! Right now my bad bases include such non-deal-makers as "$5,000 signing bonus" and "free tattoos" and "my brother lives there." Maybe I'll just eenie-meenie-minie-mo. Aaargh!

Los Angeles? San Francisco? Portland? Totally up in the air.